Shiiiii

so one of my cousins that i never talk to/ have never met messaged me on facebook chat and asked how i was
i gave him a boring response and he asked me what time it is over here (11pm)
he told me it was 7 am over there (england) and that he had to go to work soon
funny thing is it was actually like in the middle of the afternoon for him which i guess he thought i wouldnt know

i just got ditched by my long lost cousin :(
not like i would have cared if he said g2g bye anyways :) 

goodness gracious
walked up and down there once to find out that they closed early in like 5 degrees then walked down there again today during my SPARE in like 0 degrees to find out that THEY DONT FUCKING TAKE CHEQUE

fuck geography 

*edit*

i went down again after my mom gave me her credit card number…. apparently it was wrong. 4th times the charm? ;)  almost broke my phone after she told me it was wrong
btw i was trying to sign up for english 12 online 

so i was playing minesweeper with vs and i was destroying her so she ended up rqing. since i beat her SO BADLY she put “ivan is a stinking lil cheater :)” in her comment
TALK ABOUT A SORE LOSER RIGHT? 

Chris P says (8:31 PM)
i dont care what you think

definitions for diarrhea:
- A poop smoothie.
- When you piss out your asshole
- Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don’t get blown away, and wonder how you’re still alive when it’s over.
- Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
- Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.

- Motor oil blasted out of a person’s asshole!


ah…. how long will it take for my followers to unfollow me :)

walked to school, back from school, to school again, then back home
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

48/48 in asian now dont mess

Found babelfish again today and offended some people
Also thought about M.A… does that kid have any friends?
I mean honestly, its pathetic.